mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(via troyesivan)

asker

Anonymous asked: Did you ever watch that movie about constipation? Yeah me neither. It never came out...

haveitjoeway:

this shit

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

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(via postapocalypticfag)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via trust)

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

(via library-heaven)

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

(via haveitjoeway)

I love my skin!

(via partybarackisinthehousetonight)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(via rj4gui4r)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via hotboyproblems)

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

(via haveitjoeway)

snatchedweaves:

lanadelreying:

Lana’s reaction omg

You fffffucking didn’t

(via justlearningasigo)

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

(via zackisontumblr)

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(via rneerkat)

proclone-myrtle-tyrell:

  • Maggie (Emma Roberts) is a con-artist fortuneteller who will have a romantic storyline with Jimmy (Evan Peters)

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(via dlubes)