thenakedwoman:

It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.  

My body is tired.

But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

I mean, I could write slogans. How hard could it be, right?

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shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

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follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

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nice-wig-janis:

making eye contact with someone you hate:
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snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

(via yoozuhbish)

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

(via gayyourlifemustbe)

sorryidk:

am i the only one who takes a 5 hr nap after school

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I’ve turned into someone else (x)

(via pizza)

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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